What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:18

-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why is every human messed up in some way?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
Dr No